As a 30 year old teetotaler, bald, fat, poor, boring individual with close to nil social life, I get asked this question quite a lot. And most times I dont have an answer. Today, however, I have one.
My current relationship status?
Sulking in my bed, listening to Mohit Chauhan on loop (this track), reminiscing of days when I was with sgMS and missing her terribly.