Disclaimer

If ever, I finish that book that I have always wanted to write and have been working on and off for about two year now (last time I worked on it, it was July 2009 and I called it “Living Out of the Suitcase”), following text would appear in it for sure.

I am in a bad mood. This is going to be yet another long rant. I am likely to crib like I have never cribbed before. I am likely to be unreasonable and sarcastic. I am likely to make a few chauvinist statements that might make most of you hate me till I am dead. I am going to make sweeping statements. I might stereotype people and their behaviors. I might even make racist comments. You might want to distance yourself from me. I might allegations against certain friends and acquaintances that will make them run for cover. My parents might want to disown me if they read this. Thank god they are not on social networks yet. I might fling accusations at people who fall under one of more of these categories: power-hungry, self-proclaimed-celebs, wannabe-socialites, and attention-seeking-whores. And at the end of all this, I might even deny that I ever made any of the comments I made.

Funny bit is that I like what I write. I like the process of writing. I like staring at the screen, and the way characters appear on the screen while my fingers are doing their tribal dance on the keyboard. I like the vertical line (is there a name for it? cursor?) that blinks when I am thinking what to write next. Its mesmerizing. Its magical. At times, I dont even think. The words and the narrative just seems to flow.They just pop up and somehow my fingers know where to tap and make them appear on the screen.

Haan, to funny bit is that I like what I write. I am not sure how many people like what I write. I am not even sure if I make sense. I am just betting on the law of averages and hoping that the infinite monkey theorem is true. In fact, this looks like a good title. Infinite Monkeys at Play. And imagine a disclaimer that states that this piece of text is produced by infinite monkeys in my backyard. I take no moral responsibility of whatever they have churned out.

So, yet again, coming back to the point, my writing. What about it? I forgot…

WTF !!

Prabhakar Speaks

Prabhakar Kishan Kharre is yet another fictional guy I would want to meet in real life. Prabhakar is a tourist guide in Shantaram.

The best part about him is the way he speaks. He mixes Hindi, English and Marathi like no one else.

For those who dont know about Shantaram, it is been written by Gregory David Roberts and is about an Australian convict who escapes jail and lands in India on a false passport. He learns life in Mumbai the hard way and finally gets settled. A very interesting (and thick) book.

May 24, 25: Awesome Weekend

I had the most perfect weekend that a girlfriendless guy can have. Full of sleep, Counter-Strike, Partying, Cricket Match, Travel, Eating, Shopping, Talking and Gyaan sessions.

  • Sleep: Slept for half a day. Switched off my phone for that duration. Blissfull.
  • Counter-Strike: Played CS for about 3 hours with friends from MDI at Zapak Gameplex. This is turning into a weekly thing now.
  • Partying: Met people from MDI, more people from MDI and still more people. Ate out on both days and had awesome time remembering things from past. An interesting incident happened. We were trying to remember the songs we like at MDI and I said “Bin Tere Sanam” by DJ Suketu and at that very instant it was played. Awesomeness.
  • Cricket Match: Saw Kolkata vs Chandigarh march at Rodas. Huge screen. Great place. Friends boozing and pulling pranks. Awesome finish. Brilliant.
  • Travel: Local mostly but well after mid-night. I love traveling at nights. When the entire world sleeps, you are on your way.
  • Shopping: Long overdue bout of shopping. Only thing remaining is hunting for books. Will order online today. Saratchadra Chattopadyaya.
  • Talking: Awesome conversation about history of India and how political turmoil pulled us from being the leaders of the world to a developing country.
  • Gyaan session: This is where we acted as visionaries and talked about things that could make India what it was before we were invaded.

All in all a very good weekend. Hoping for more of these.

The Art of Looking Sideways


The Art of Looking Sideways is an awesome book by Alan Fletcher. I just bought a copy.

I had blogged about it earlier also on SaurabhGarg.com (on 13th Jan 2008).

This book should help me with a lot of inspiration about design, advertising, creativity, decision making and thinking. Looking forward to reading it.

And now this book becomes the second most expensive book that I have purchased after Still Reading SRK.

Other links
A vid on Youtube where Alan Fletcher talks about it.

The Romantics – Pankaj Mishra


Just finished The Romantics by Pankaj Mishra.

This was yet another thought provoking Indian piece of fiction. English, August is another one that allows you to read a lot between the lines.

The Romantics is about a twenty year old who has a very narrow view of the world. Born and brought up in a small town, educated in a grade two city, he is now in Benaras to live closer to an university and eventually achieve the IAS dream.

He comes in contact with few expats, realizes that the world extends beyond Benaras and Allahabad and people could have lives that are beyond schooling, jobs and kids. He starts questioning his thoughts. His belief system, his upbringing and finally meaning of his life.

Apart from expats, he meets a student leader, tries to understand lief from his perspective and gets even more confused.

Through all this he falls in love with a French girl who in turn is planning to marry another Indian guy. A typical love story.

The writer has a beautiful style of narrative. The way he talks about things, objects, people, you almost start visualizing those things. He has also been able to capture the Indian thought very vividly in his book. A lot of subtle emotions, actions, behaviors have been captured very well. A lot of Indian authors falter at this. They forget all these minute details that make living what it is – living. Pankaj Mishra has been able to do justice to it.

The book is fun to read and very thought provoking. There is a huge part of the book that I did not understand (because of references to a lot of old not-so-famous authors). A part of me wanted to stop everything and read those books and understand their philosophy and the other part said I need to move on. I need to drift on. No points for guessing who won.

I would rate the book at 3 on 5.

More
Amazon page for The Romantics

Homer’s Odyssey

This is a course that I would love to take. Can someone please recommend this to MDI 😉

Homer’s odyssey

Berkeley course uses ‘The Simpsons’ to discuss philosophy

They shrug off their knapsacks, tuck skateboards under chairs and put cell phones on vibrate as they enter UC Berkeley’s Kroeber Hall at the dimming of the day. Pens and paper poised, students prepare to think deep thoughts and study the great minds of civilization for 90 intellectually taxing minutes.

Aristotle and Socrates.

Kant and Descartes.

Nietzsche and Sartre.

Homer and . . . Marge, Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie.

“The Simpsons,” believe it or not, now grace the syllabus of at least one course at Cal, one of the country’s most prestigious public universities, home to Nobel Prize winners, renowned scientists and more famous authors than there are hemp clothing sellers on Telegraph Avenue.

This two-unit course, called “Simpsons and Philosophy,” is part of the university’s De-Cal program, student-sponsored initiatives in cooperation with UC Berkeley faculty meant to “broaden the education, and the university experience, of all Cal students.”

A word of advice to all of those doubting academic highbrows out there. To quote that animated miscreant Bart Simpson, “Don’t have a cow, man!” This actually is an academically rigorous class, not a dumbing down of either philosophy or “The Simpsons.”

What “The Simpsons,” which recently aired its 300th episode on Fox, represents is nothing less than a glimpse at the complex human condition, how we live now and make our way morally in an often confusing world. At least that’s the line you get from Tyler Shores, the English major and student instructor who developed the course after 14 years of avid “Simpsons” watching.

To Shores, the high jinks of this animated dysfunctional family and its friends and neighbors in fictional Springfield can serve as a lesson in relationships for us all. Even if you don’t hang out in coffeehouses, arguing the finer points of Hume and Barthes, Shores believes that students and — heck, even the common folk — can glean life lessons from a simple cartoon.

“We’re trying to make it serious,” Shores said. “Students are able to develop their own De-Cal courses for real class credit, and I figured Berkeley students are smart and want something to pique their interest. But they also want something fun because they work so damn hard. So I put the two together. It’s a fun but challenging class.”

The germ of Shores’ brainstorm came in 2001, after he thumbed through a thick paperback at the bookstore called “The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D’oh of Homer,” edited by William Irwin (Open Court, $17.95). It serves as the text for the class, and it answers all the burning questions, such as “Can Nietzsche’s rejection of traditional morality justify Bart’s bad behavior?” (Short answer: no.)

Shores, who by his own count has watched “Simpsons” episodes 3,000 times, figured that this class might be popular, and his faculty sponsor, Chris Nealon, agreed. But he had no idea just how popular. When Shores stepped into class on the first night, 400 students crammed the lecture hall to vie for 100 spots.

Lest anyone think this is a course that academically challenged jocks seek for easy credits to stay eligible for football, Shores quizzed the students on (a) their knowledge of philosophic principles; and (b) “The Simpsons.” The majority of those accepted were upperclassmen with majors ranging from philosophy to economics to English literature.

“Honestly, I definitely needed the two units — and it counts toward my major,” said Bryan Derballa, a third-year English major. “It’s interesting the connections they’re making between the Socratic method and, like, Ned Flanders.

I don’t think it’s going to spoil the show for me. As an English major, I like to tear apart works I like and see what’s beneath them.”

“The Simpsons,” added classmate Jill Sederholm, has a message for us all. “It’s not just some dumb cartoon,” she said.

At the start of a recent class, the lights dimmed, and you could hear the students fidget to get comfortable in wooden chairs bolted to the floor. The screen flickered and there, in its brilliant bouffant blueness, was Marge Simpson’s vertically hegemonic hairdo.

This was Episode 175, titled “In Marge We Trust.” Marge, upset that her family grumbled about having to go to church (Snoozing Homer: “I got a lot of work to do around the bed today”), volunteers to become the “Listen Lady” at church. Soon she has displaced the Rev. Lovejoy and is dispensing sage advice, saving marriages and solving family squabbles.

Then Marge gets a call from Ned Flanders, the Simpsons’ hyper-devout neighbor.

Ned: “I’m in some hot soup here, Marge. Some teenagers are hanging out in front of the store. I think they could start slacking at any moment.”

Marge: “Ned, you don’t have to stand for that. You just march right up to those youngsters and tell them to vamoose.”

Ned: “Well, if you’re sure it’ll help. . . .”

It does not help. In fact, the slacker teens chase Flanders out of town. They strand him in the zoo with rabid baboons. Lovejoy, eventually, rescues him. When the lights come back up, Shores has struck a contemplative pose in front of the lectern. He sips from his Jamba Juice smoothie, then begins.

“So, what is moral goodness?” Shores said. “That’s a pretty big question. Is it doing what’s right? But right to whom? What’s right? You think, what’s the greatest good for the greatest number of people? What are the guiding principles that determine how we act? Let’s take a moment and ponder this.”

He bowed his head, slightly. Dead air filled the room.

“OK,” Shores resumed, “duty as (Immanuel) Kant described it is a question of what you want to do versus what you ought to do to make yourself a good person. They can conflict. What you should do usually means subordinating personal desires. Good intentions is another thing Kant talks about. Must a good deed be intended for good to be perceived as such, and can something intended as evil have good results and be judged morally good?

“I’m thinking of the episode where Homer is at an auction place, right? He places a bid under Flanders’ name for 20 bucks, and the bid actually turns out to be for a hundred-dollar bill. Homer intended to screw Flanders over, but it had good results.”

Some students in front anxiously scribbled down the anecdote.

“With the ‘Listen Lady’ episode,” Shores continued, “we see what happens when Marge’s good intentions turn bad. Kant talks about a duty directed toward oneself and acting to help others. Marge acts out of this duality. How should something be judged if the intentions were good and the results bad?”

Hands popped up throughout the lecture hall. A student in the front row, wearing a black Clash T-shirt, was called on.

“I think it still can be considered a good deed,” he said. “Marge didn’t think the consequences would be bad, though she might have known these were not good kids. But she couldn’t have possibly known Flanders would be chased out of town.”

Another hand goes up.

“Remember that episode,” a young man added, “where Lisa cheats on the standardized test and gets an A+++ and it makes tons of money for the school so they could buy new equipment? Was that morally bad or good?”

He was interrupted by a woman from the back.

“You know, a democracy is theoretically the greatest good for the greatest number of people,” she said. “But there’s always going to be an underrepresented group hurt by any decision.”

Shores: “Yes, that brings in the Aristotelean question. . . .”

On it goes; 7 p.m. rolls around, and it’s time for the students to grab their knapsacks and skateboards and go home to study or watch TV — or, in the case of students in English 198, “Philosophy and the Simpson,” both.

“I asked one of Cal’s philosophy professors what he thought of our course,” Shores said, “and he said, ‘I don’t know anything about “The Simpsons” and I don’t own a TV.’ I’m, like, thinking, fine if you think you’re too good for ‘The Simpsons.’ But don’t spoil it for us.”


“Men, though they look, fail to see what is well-being, what is the good in life.”

Aristotle

“I can’t live a button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!”

— Homer Simpson .

“There are no facts, only interpretations.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“I didn’t do it. No one saw me do it. There’s no way you can prove anything! ”

— Bart Simpson

“Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of another, always at the same time as an end and never simply as a means.”

— Immanuel Kant

“If you raise three children who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.”

— Marge Simpson

Innumeracy – John Allen Paulos

Innumeracy by John Allen Paulos is a very interesting book. I heard it first from Prof. Bakshi.

From his website, INNUMERACY is an examination of some of the consequences in everyday life of mathematical illiteracy.

The book is a collection of anecdotes, examples, real life case studies on innumeracy. It talks how people fool themselves by coming up with incorrect judgements because of mathematical illiteracy.

Next on the list is Once upon a number, another book by John Allen Paulos and yet again recommended by Prof. Bakshi.

John Allen Paulos Official Website
Books by John Allen Paulos
Innumeracy on Amazon

P.S.: I am not doing justice by posting this much about the book. The book deserves lot more attention.

The New New Thing – Michael Lewis

James H. Clark or better known as Jim Clark or still better known as founder of SGI, Netscape, Healtheon (later merged with webMD), myCFO and a few others that did not make it to the popularity list.

Jim Clark is one of the few truly gifted people. His constant pursuit of innovation and better way to do things makes him different. Jim Clark can always find flaws in even the best systems and would strive hard to make it better. This means that once he has conceptualized something, then he would let someone else work on it and he will move on to something new. The next new new thing.

The key to crete great products and companies is people. A company is only as good as the best employee. Jim has this chicken and ham theory about people. He said

The difference between these two kinds of people is the difference between the pig and the chicken in the ham-and-eggs breakfast. The chicken is interested, the pig is committed. If you are going to do anything worth doing, you need a lot of pigs.

If you are to do something, pick as many committed people as you can. Basically you need to take the risk and back it up with all you have got.

The new new thing by Michael Lewis (author of Liar’s Poker) is a narrative of the revolution started by Jim Clark – the dotcom revolution where companies with zero revenues were being valued at billions of dollars. Michael Lewis has taken the Jim Clark story to talk about the new new thing and innovation and how certain people change the rules of the game.

There was a time when the industrialists ruled the world. One with the biggest assembly line could capture most of the markets. Then came the capitalists. One who could manage the capital most efficiently took disproportionate share of wealth. With Jim Clark and with Netscape, came the era where ideas and thoughts prevailed over everyone else.

The markets were moved not by hunger or greed but by fear. No one wanted to loose a pie in Jim Clark’s newest idea. Even if there was little evidence of it ever bringing in the money, just because everyone else was onto it and those missing out would look bad, venture capitalists wanted a piece.

In Jim Clark’s case, it was not only the venture capitalists; it was media, knowledge workers, employees at traditional organizations who wanted a share. Failure was not even a question. Jim Clark was considered the Midas of the era. Everything he touched would turn gold. Everyone believed that. Everyone knew that.

The book is very well written. The narrative has its share of humour, satire, irony, suspense in it (this can be said about any book anyways). Must read. 4 on 5.

Links
Wiki on Jim Clark
Wiki on Michael Lewis
The New New Thing on Amazon

English, August

I am currently reading English, August by Upamanyu Chatterjee.

English, August is a story of one Agastya, 24, who has just enrolled in the prestigious IAS programme and is now posted in an obscure place in the middle of no where called Madna.

He is what a typical 24 year old is – restless, sceptical, flippant, whimsical, confused, disillusioned with life, and disconnected with reality.

Agastya has an interesting life. Son of a Bengali father and a Goanese mother, he has grown up in boarding school in Darjeeling. If all this did not provide him with enough novelty and variety, after his IAS, he is sent to a fictitious small town called Madna where the world is diametrically opposite to what he has ever seen. Some cope well with change and some don’t. Agastya falls into the later category. Most of the times, he is just irritated at how things are going around him. But at times he has those light-bulb-flashing-in-head moments when he discovers strange rituals and practises.

Although he was driven by his father to take up civil services, his father just wants to see him happy. He has a friend who is too critical about everything. He has an uncle who has an opinion on everything.

And then above everyone else, he has his personality where he has no magnanimous ambitions. He thinks he can stay content without owning the biggest business empire. He thinks he will be happy with record player and records from Tagore and Pink Floyd.

The first few pages tend to be boring but somewhere during this boredom, the life of Agastya starts looking interesting. All of a sudden, you want to know whats going to happen next. You want to know what would Agastya do next. More, you start predicting.

The book actually gets funny at times. I am not sure how many readers would appreciate the dry humor in the book but I certainly loved it.

Here is a thought provoking statement

Decide for yourself, it’s your nightmare. Or just live with the indecision, everyone does it all the time, you’ll get used to it soon enough. Then, when you ever take any snap decisions, you’ll feel odd, like withdrawal symptoms or something

Bottomline: Upamanyu chatterjee has done a good job with the book. I would rate the book as 4 on 5. Must Read!

Vance Packard – The Hidden Persuaders

I recently heard about this book called The Hidden Persuaders (Amazon.com) by Vance Packard (wiki). Its the Bible for anyone interested in advertising and social influence.

This book has been widely spoken about on the Internet and there have been a few negative comments too. I would read the book first and then comment on it.

Some chapters are available online here. I cant find this book anywhere on Indian websites and ordering from Amazon is prohibitively expensive. Can anyone point to some resources?

Another book that comes to mind is Prof. Cialdini’s (wiki) Influence (website, Amazon.com).